deadsimba: i judge people on their eyebrows and teeth
thepinesaredancing: One of my favorite things that the Internet has ever brought to my attention.
I guess I don’t wish I was 6 years old anymore because I’m currently eating chips and guac for dinner. No one can tell me not to. I’m also double dipping. Adulthood is ok sometimes.
Today I went to the doctor’s office and got a ton of blood drawn and afterwards I didn’t even get a lollipop or any kind of delicious treat. Suddenly so bummed that I’m not 6 years old.
nzafro: My grandfather died and left my family this video will. R.I.P papi.
God: Let there be alcohol
Satan: Let it have calories