Inspirational speech by Deena Cortese from Jersey Shore.
Excited to spend the weekend on the lake. Wish I had someone to take with me. Also, I was going to get my tattoo today and then I realized I’m spending the weekend on the lake. So clearly I cant. I’m kinda high currently. Oh earlier I walked from my car to my apartment and my neighbor said, “Look at her ass”. While I walked by. He didn’t think I could hear him in his...
I like my mexican food like I like my men. Crazy...
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Just one person in a room adds 37 million bacteria... →
What’s with people who smile with their mouths open? It’s so weird. I kinda like it but it’s so weird that I can’t make a decision.
Austin ranked most sexually active city in America →