My dog loves when I slap his booty. Seriously he loves it.
Exploding churros are newspaper's fault, Chilean... →
Chile’s Supreme Court has ordered a newspaper to pay $125,000 to 13 people who suffered burns while trying out a published recipe for churros, a popular Latin American snack of dough fried in hot oil.
Lana Del Rey - Born To Die
Something I’ve learned over the years: people always end up with who they deserve. Seriously, think about it. Yeah that dude was an ass, and his new girlfriend is the bitchier version of you… but they totally deserve each other! Oh well. All will balance out in the end. And I’ll probably delete this post when I’m sober.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Austin, TX - AUS to New York (LaGuardia), NY -...
I’m so excited… Feb 7th can’t come soon enough! :)
got drunk by myself tonight. work at 8 am. gotta massage some patients. hollaaaa.